Author: Alex

Ex Machina

Ex Machina

I recently rediscovered my desire to read comic books. In keeping with that I also discovered that anything that interests me becomes a weird addiction. With comics, it is this urge to collect. I need every issue from origin to present. I went to my shelves and found Ex Machina: The First Hundred Days, the …

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Abstinence Pledge

Abstinence Pledge

Another effort by writer/director Alex Mathews to incorporate sex into his comedy. I felt it was my duty to write about sex so I could have fun at the casting sessions. I was a kid in a candy store! Me, Alex Mathews.

Triple X-Box

Triple X-Box

Now this one was written by yours truly, Alex Mathews. Oh, and I also directed it. Me, Alex Mathews. Imagine that. Since I was a director of a Hollywood movie, I felt that filming sex was my right. It was a very deep commentary on sex and video games. I believe everything I wrote for …

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Special Ed

Special Ed

Special Ed was a short lived group of comedy writers who decided to get together and produce short comedy sketches for dissemination on places like youtube. We all had fun until one of our members went to live with his girlfriend and the group pretty well dissolved. Ironically, as soon as he moved from LA …

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The Quarterly Report

The Quarterly Report

Every few months it appears as though I wake up like a hungry animal in need of a huge feast. My dinner is always the same. I want money, and lots of it. Oddly, the urge lays dormant for a while and resurges like a geyser. I laugh at it now, that hunger, but it …

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Spamming the blog

Spamming the blog

I am astounded at how people named erectile dysfunction aids are such avid readers of my blog. Acai berries and a few other assholes are also commenting. It’s so nice to know that so many people care.

Save the Manatee

Save the Manatee

I went to a job interview the other day. I didn’t want the job, so the first thing I said to the guy when we met was, “I don’t think I’m the guy for this job.” Probably not the best way to start an interview, but candor has always been my thing. It was a …

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